I promise to keep the impertinence to a minimum..from Leslie Bernstein.

Bumper stickers for our times:

1) (On an infant’s shirt): Already smarter than Bush.

2) 1/20/09: End of an Error

3) That’s OK, I Wasn’t Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

4) Let’s Fix Democracy in This Country First

5) If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran

6) Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

7) You Can’t Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time

8) If You Can Read This, You’re Not Our President

9) Of Course It Hurts: You’re Getting Screwed by an Elephant

10) Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

11) George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight

12) Impeachment: It’s Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore

13) Give Bush a Blowjob So We Can Impeach Him, Too

14) America : One Nation, Under Surveillance

15) They Call Him “W” So He Can Spell It

16) Which God Do You Kill For?

17) Cheney/Satan ’08

18) Jail to the Chief

19) Who Would Jesus Torture?

20) No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade

21) Bush: God’s Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap

22) Bad president! No Banana.

23) We Need a President Who’s Fluent In At Least One Language

24) We’re Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

25) Buck Fush

26) Rich Man’s War, Poor Man’s Blood

27) Is It Vietnam Yet?

28) Bush Doesn’t Care About White People, Either

29) Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?

30) You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

31) Frodo Failed. Bush Has the Ring.

32) Impeach Cheney First

33) Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too

34) When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

35) The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

36) 2004: Embarrassed 2005: Horrified 2006: Terrified